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Episode 2 - Chico de Gallo

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What's in the box?
A particularly damning photo strip
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Issues of "Henhouse," Cafectio's preferred chicken porno mag but with a secret inside...
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An incriminating image drawn on an etch-a-sketch
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Why Was Javi Under House Arrest?
He did a Tik Tok Challenge at a funeral
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He Doxxed a 5 year old for "being a hater"
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He Jaywalked (which caused a 5 car pileup)
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What the hell does Cafecito eat anyway?
He's on a strict diet of beef jerky and creatine
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Other chickens
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Milk, to get big and strong
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